what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
please no
so basically no change for me
i’ll stay delicious but don’t wanna be a cake
Dear god no
Steampunk Corsets from Corset-Story.com.
give me the bottom one and were golden :3
![fritokal:
sephirajo:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
andrastesgrace:
esaevian:
Blake wants the curvaceous, gorgeous Honey in his bed. Now. He’s lusted (but not loved, let’s get that straight) after the luscious woman for months. True, he looks like a bad-boy biker mixed with a player and, yeah, he’s broken a few things in her bar… But only because the guys were hitting on his girl. With no hope of winning her over in sight, he does what any red-blooded werehedgehog would do in his position. He lies.
THIS.
IS.
A.
BOOK.
[x]
WEREHEDGEHOGWEREHEDGEHOGTHIS IS A THING OMG HELP
HEDGING HIS BETS
I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER THIS BOOK TITLE IS BRILLIANT OR TERRIBLE
This has to be a parody. A brilliant, horrible parody.
Nope! It’s totally real, and not a parody.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8fb971740fe3bbd229344e2de9a3e83/tumblr_mm4sh2Kybg1qjhepjo1_400.png)
Blake wants the curvaceous, gorgeous Honey in his bed. Now. He’s lusted (but not loved, let’s get that straight) after the luscious woman for months. True, he looks like a bad-boy biker mixed with a player and, yeah, he’s broken a few things in her bar… But only because the guys were hitting on his girl. With no hope of winning her over in sight, he does what any red-blooded werehedgehog would do in his position. He lies.
THIS.
IS.
A.
BOOK.
[x]
WERE
HEDGEHOG
WEREHEDGEHOG
THIS IS A THING OMG HELPHEDGING HIS BETS
I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER THIS BOOK TITLE IS BRILLIANT OR TERRIBLE
This has to be a parody. A brilliant, horrible parody.
Nope! It’s totally real, and not a parody.
I feel u so hardi want to masturbate but i also want to sleep u feel me
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
are you gonna send it away with the words of a Nicki Minaj song?marvellousmituna replied to your post: can everyone just pitch in and buy me really…
you burning out that one amazing vibrator is still one of my favourite internet stories, i laugh to myself every now and then
i laid it to rest in my dresser drawer
i’m still really sad about it
I am no+t trying to+ seduce yo+u.: Hey I’ll link my favorite... →
Hey I’ll link my favorite few
http://homesmutvoices.tumblr.com/post/49644837429/brolistener-not-a-prostitute-bro-glenn
http://homesmutvoices.tumblr.com/post/49333561363/dirkdave-ecto-dad-bros-dirk-artie-stroke
omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
Due to high sulfur levels, inhabitants of the Izu Islands had to wear gas masks to survive. What results? Some of the scariest wedding photos ever.
are you my husband?
omg
