SO THIS GUY WAS REALLY RUDE ABOUT ME TELLING HIM I DONT WANT TO DATE HIM AND HE WOULDN’T LEAVE ME ALONE SO I DECIDED TO TRY AND FOOL HIM INTO PLAYING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND MY FRIEND HELPED ME COME UP WITH A FAKE DESCRIPTION OF IT AND THIS IS WHAT I TOLD HIM
we as a society need to start talking about abusive friendships, bc those exist and seem to be really common
and most people in them dont know how do deal w the abuse bc its normally emotional abuse which.gets delegitimized, and its a platonic relationship and not a romo or sexual one, so it gets delegitimized for that too
Elias was already starting to feel feverish as he lay in the cool water of the pond. He could feel the season pressing at him, and he wanted to ignore it for as long as possible. It wasn't worth getting all worked up just to be alone for a few days.
spidren had headed for the same pool of water, wanting a drink, unwitting of the avian man in the water
A small flower pot was left outside Kevin's door. It was filled with dark, loamy soil and had instructions. 'Water every day, keep in shade until sprouts appear, move to half shade after. Guaranteed to last a lifetime!'
Kevin stared at the pot, biting his lip in excitement. He picked it up, moved it inside, and watered it at his sink, then placed it on the kitchen counter.
I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend
“*Thinks about Azusa wearing nothing but neko ears and has a nosebleed* O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”—George Washington, during the famous crossing of the Delaware River on December 25th, 1776 (via brommunism)
we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean
brotp? oh, yeah. okay. they’re totally a brotp. best bros. bros for life. bros MARRIED for life. bros who make out all the time. bros who confess their feelings on a summer night in a field of tall grass. it was windy and there were fireflies
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
I remember once I got bored and I browsed neo-Nazi tumblr and I saw a Spanish neo-Nazi tell a Greek neo-Nazi he wasn’t white and then an Irish neo-Nazi said neither one of them was white and that was just trippy to me
those “real SJ” blogs started reblogging this 8 month old post so I thought y’all might get a kick out of this