an episode in which cecil is complimenting steve carlsberg like every other sentence but then we hear cecil shouting and it turns out that it was steve carlsberg doing an impression of cecil the entire time
I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for the things I’m interested in and I hate it for that.
A small flower pot was left outside Kevin's door. It was filled with dark, loamy soil and had instructions. 'Water every day, keep in shade until sprouts appear, move to half shade after. Guaranteed to last a lifetime!'
Kevin stared at the pot, biting his lip in excitement. He picked it up, moved it inside, and watered it at his sink, then placed it on the kitchen counter.
if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself
Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?