Couthor- professional roleplayer

Oct 20

dragondicks:

dragondicks:

dragondicks:

askdeserteagle said: when tunic apparel came out, they looked so silly on dragons that people started using them to shame dragons that made 1-egg nests. i suggest you buy a couple tunics :v

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BEHOLD
THE SHAME ROBE

dikdiksupremacy said: What I don’t get is why someone would want to use tunics for dragon shaming in a game that sells fedoras

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SHAME

update: the singular egg hatched

Oct 20
pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

Oct 20

———- wait, can you reblog if you don’t mind random starters appearing in your tag whether it’s fluffy, angsty, etc. and if you actually reply to them when they do? just wanna see how many people do tbh.

Oct 20

reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url

Oct 20

francislare:

spoopyspiders:

francislare:

consciously refers to the walk of shame as the walk of pride because having a healthy and active sex life is nothing to be ashamed about

  • stride of pride
  • touched a butt strut 
  • got laid parade
  • had a thing swing
  • removed the pants dance
  • g-spot trot
  • touched a tit, time to split
  • licked a cooch scooch 

Yes

Oct 20
thilk:

some transparent autumn leaves to drag around your dash~

thilk:

some transparent autumn leaves to drag around your dash~

Oct 20
mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

Oct 20

Reblog this and I’ll:

a-touch-of-absence:

Im bored and need lots of things to do so Reblog this and Ill make a homosuck sprite thingy image

 for a fantroll or based on your blog if you dont have any fantrolls 

Oct 20

doctorgrump:

doctorgrump:

i just think its really cute because on cybertron they dont say “i love you” they say

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which translates to “your spark is of pure light that brightens life and casts a shadow on fears” and i think that’s beautiful

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Oct 20

the11supernovas:

oh you’re watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific