Does anybody else get sore spots on their tongue because their teeth are really sharp in places where your tongue needs to go?
whining and super smarts
Cutting bitches down and super swag.
smashing people against trees? making everyone think I’m not that bad while I’m actually a Titan?
So I get: Super strength, cloaking, time warping, super speed, chameleon powers, and SUPER INSANITY.
FUCK YES ANCIENT GREEK WARRIOR SUPERHERO
I can turn into a mist I guess? okay that rocks- super stealth perhaps?
…I… am apparently a raccoon. With the ability to… mother people into submission?
I WILL LEAD ALL THE GIRAFFES ON EARTH IN AN EPIC PARADE! STARTING WITH A STEAM POWERED ONE!
Super metal robot with great looks and rocket launchers on my back
I am an alien seductress able to lure people into submission.
i can convert people into shipping jeanmarco just by looking at them
i can clone myself again and again and again.
I can write stuff but only with other people
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