Couthor- professional roleplayer

officer-nipples: adventurous-lamb: xdemifou: dancingchimes-on-...

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:43:11 -0400

adventurous-lamb:

xdemifou:

dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:

seththewolf:

sarrahxhabibi:

animaniac101:

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

kommandanthydra:

agent-silva:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

Oh my god

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

i

Uhg… I don’t see it Q.Q

This is what i tell myself when my mother says I’m a “beautiful young lady”
~~“LADY”~~
tells myself “I’m manly as shit”. //sleeps

what

elderawesome: shady-brain-farm: mycrofthholmes: shady-brain-farm: elderawesome: shady-brain-farm...

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:03:00 -0400

elderawesome:

shady-brain-farm:

mycrofthholmes:

shady-brain-farm:

elderawesome:

shady-brain-farm:

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST FINGERED MYSELF D=

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

I WAS SCRATCHING MY ARSE TOO HARD AND MY FINGER WENT INSIDE

i love you so damn much

If people start reblogging this I swear to fucking God.

You have my word of honor as a Cumberknight.

defilerwyrm: real-life ouroboros oh no real łife Jörmungänder...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:52:52 -0400

defilerwyrm:

real-life ouroboros oh no

real łife Jörmungänder oh shit

angelickaiser: windowsvriska: how many licks does it take to get to the center of why i hate...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:44:12 -0400

angelickaiser:

windowsvriska:

how many licks does it take to get to the center of why i hate myself

THE AMOUNT OF

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:35:32 -0400

brattyfatty:

brattyfatty:

brattyfatty:

*FAT ON MY BODY

*CLOTHES I WEAR

*SEX I HAVE

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF RESPECT I DESERVE.

still fucking relevant.

Damn I’m going to be pretty fucking impressed if this hits double digits. This gives me hope that not everyone is an ignorant piece of shit.

wait sorry I don’t mea to undermine you but How is sex an amount Yes hello I would like to buy a pound of sex No, not the straight one today-no, not straight The one next to the pork Yes that one Thank you

viva-la-glamour: Haha, gotta love our Tumblr father.

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:30:34 -0400

viva-la-glamour:

Haha, gotta love our Tumblr father.

dangergays: imagine the shyest boy you know that boy has a penis that sometimes gets erect

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:29:28 -0400

dangergays:

imagine the shyest boy you know

that boy has a penis

that sometimes gets erect

couthor: saving-planets-deducing-hannibal: hermioneandarockeship: dreamingofdollopheads: shavingr...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:25:31 -0400

couthor:

saving-planets-deducing-hannibal:

hermioneandarockeship:

dreamingofdollopheads:

shavingryansprivates:

i hope fandom bloggers realize they actually make up a tiny minority of tumblr users and that nobody in any commercial industry actually gives a shit about them

i hope the hipster bloggers realise that basically every single one of their blogs is pretty much exactly the same

i hope everyone realizes that everyone is equal and we are all blogging here alone
I’m in the bathtub

casual-isms: femmefrustration: derseking: femmefrustration: m...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:18:15 -0400

casual-isms:

femmefrustration:

derseking:

femmefrustration:

mgodp:

femmefrustration:

word-riot:

femmefrustration:

I did a thing

this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve come across in a long time.

I understand the daily hardships that so many people have in a world ruled by white males.

I understand that sometimes this can make it feel as if all white males are the enemy (especially for those who fight for equality).

but posts like this need to stop.

you are not advancing anybodies rights.

you are not promoting anybodies equality.

this is not activism.

this is hate-mongering.

Thanks for the contribution :)

I’ve lost track, am I even allowed an opinion these days? Whatever. How about this radical idea: Let’s treat each other equally, and then we’ll all be equal? All this mindless mud-slinging achieves nothing and only serves to demonstrate how true objectives of those involved (notably NOT equality).

You guys are good at this! :)

this isnt okay and you need to fuckin stop.

Thanks!

these are golden

tea-tears-and-bbc: ballerina-austin: deductionswiththedoctor: So we started reading Romeo...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:14:23 -0400

tea-tears-and-bbc:

ballerina-austin:

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

windatyourfeels: newtypelady: poupon: axl99: ienjoyfewthings:...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:13:03 -0400

windatyourfeels:

newtypelady:

poupon:

axl99:

ienjoyfewthings:

Dear anyone responsible for a work of fantasy fiction,

This is how you warrior.

UGH. YES. LADIES IN PROPER ARMOR.

Two of those are by Marian Churchland, who is THE BEST

I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR MY LOVE OF FULL ARMOR.

These are great but I would love a full list of artist sources!

so much sexier than bikini mail

pansypunx: remember when i thought i only liked boys remember when i thought i only liked...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:11:17 -0400

pansypunx:

remember when i thought i only liked boys

remember when i thought i only liked girls

remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”

REBLOG IF SOMEONE HAS BULLIED YOU IN SCHOOL

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:09:54 -0400

imsofuckinglazy:

Any form of bullying, big or small, from light teasing to full on hazing.

I have a debate on bullying in school and to what extent it is present next week and this would help.

xekstrin: when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:09:16 -0400

xekstrin:

when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension

swear it

swear to me

aviculor: Ain’t got a care in world, but got plenty of beer. Ain’t got no money in my...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:04:36 -0400

aviculor:

Ain’t got a care in world,

but got plenty of beer.

Ain’t got no money in my pocket,

Ｂ　Ｕ　Ｔ　　Ｉ　’　Ｍ　　Ａ　Ｌ　Ｒ　Ｅ　Ａ　Ｄ　Ｙ　　Ｈ　Ｅ　Ｒ　Ｅ.

The OFF fandom

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:50:54 -0400

clockworkkanella:

princesslilitu: when women are raped while drunk it’s their fault for drinking alcoholbut when men...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:49:18 -0400

princesslilitu:

when women are raped while drunk it’s their fault for drinking alcohol
but when men rape people while drunk they couldn’t help it because they drank alcohol

nepetaquest: angelfire93: Alright, if you’re a consumer and...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:47:18 -0400

nepetaquest:

angelfire93:

Alright, if you’re a consumer and you’re considering picking up the new Xbox One console, then please, take a moment to listen to me. Before we begin, no, I am not a fanboy or a hater. I have no console Bias. I have a PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, and a Gaming PC. Each has their pros and cons but now onto business.

DO NOT BUY AN XBOX ONE. Why? See the reasons below:

Xbox Requires an internet connection. Here’s how it works: Every 24 hours your Xbox will try to connect to Microsoft’s servers for verification. If it is unable to connect, sucks to be you. You’re blocked from playing even single player games until it can connect.

Source: http://kotaku.com/xbox-one-does-require-internet-connection-cant-play-o-509164109

Do you like renting games, lending them to a friend, or even borrowing them from a friend? No longer possible. Every Xbox One game you get must be registered to your Xbox live account to be played. After that point it will only work for you. No one else can use it unless they pay a fee. Essentially it works like this. You pick up a used Xbox One game from somewhere or someone, pop it into your console. The system verifies it’s been registered to your account. Uh-oh, it isn’t! In order to play it, you have to pay Microsoft a fee, which is currently slated to be full retail price. Doesn’t matter how scratched up it is or how cheap you got it at gamestop or from a friend. You aren’t just buying the physical copies anymore. You’re paying Microsoft for a LICENSE to be allowed to play that game.

It is worth mentioning Microsoft is exploring ways for you to trade in and resell your used games. This is rumored to mean that you can sell your digital license to play the game (registration) back to microsoft, likely for microsoft points. You can then trade in the game at gamespot for some cash if you like. Either way, as it currently stands, the new owner would still have to pay a fee on top of the price of actually buying the physical copy.

Source: http://www.technobuffalo.com/2013/05/21/xbox-one-fee-for-buying-used-games-full-retail-price/

Is it worth mentioning that Microsoft if shafting Indie Developers as well? Where as on Playstation Network or (whatever the Wii has) Indie Developers can self publish their content easily. Playstation even encourages this. Microsoft however forces these Indie Devs to enter publishing deals with them to be allowed to market their content. You don’t go through them, you don’t get to sell what you developed.

Source: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/22/indie-devs-cant-self-publish-on-xbox-one

I’m not quite done yet! Now, I’m sure you heard a lot about “TV TV TV TV SPORTS TV TV SPORTS SPORTS TV.” Yes, the Xbox is slated to be able to stream live tv, live sports, etc. So let me ask you this. You obviously already have something like cable or DirecTV. Do you really want to shell out hundreds of dollars more and pay a monthly subscription fee to have another television provider? Yes, I said hundreds of dollars, and I don’t mean the cost of the console. To view live TV from the Xbox you are required to purchase ANOTHER separate device for it to work. Why would you even consider shelling out more money for something you already have anyway? Even if you didn’t, DirecTV is cheaper. Or you could even subscribe you Hulu.com and watch live tv on your computer. FOR MUCH CHEAPER. You essentially have to buy another cable box if you don’t have one. And if you do… what do you need the Xbox One for?

Source: http://www.vg247.com/2013/05/21/xbox-one-live-tv-available-in-us-only-at-launch-requires-separate-device/

So far we’ve discovered that the Xbox One is not really a gaming console, at least… not a consumer friendly gaming console. It’s being marketed as an all-in-one home entertainment system. Something to replace all of the other devices in your house. But there are drawbacks even to that. Put on your tin foil hats for this part folks. Take from it what you will, all I’ll say is… possibilities…

The Xbox One’s features will not function unless the Kinect is plugged in and active. This is not an optional piece anymore.

Source: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/21/xbox-one-will-not-function-without-kinect-attached

So imagine your Kinect piece breaks? Tough luck, no more Xbox for you. But you know what’s worse?

Pay attention, because this is important. The Kinect is always watching. Always listening. Even when the system is off.

Yes. One of the ways to turn the system on is to audibly say: “Xbox On” while the system is off. The Kinect, which is always on, hears you and turns it on. Now this might seem like a cool feature, but did you know Microsoft patented a feature that would allow the Kinect’s camera (It’s no longer just a sensor, but a camera) to spy on you for the MPAA (Motion Picture Association of America?) While they may not actually do this, it is actually possible for them to do this now. It has a camera, and a microphone. The Kinect is always on. It is ALWAYS listening, ALWAYS watching.

An idea has been tossed around that by using this feature, it will allows game developers and movie produces to set a limited amount of how many people can be allowed to view the entertainment. So as a hypothetical example, you and three friends are watching a movie, which is the maximum allowed. A fourth friend enters the room and the Kinect’s sensor registers the fourth individual. The movie stops and you a prompted to pay a fee so that the extra individual may also view the film. Again, that is NOT currently the case, but these are the ideas currently being tossed around with the system’s current capabilities.

Source for listening: http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/21/4352596/the-xbox-one-is-always-listening

Source of spying: http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/139706-microsofts-new-kinect-patent-goes-big-brother-will-spy-on-you-for-the-mpaa

Now, just two more things and I’ll be done here!

This isn’t really a good or bad thing, but it’s annoying. It also explains how they can prevent you from playing a used game if you didn’t pay their fee. Xbox one no longer plays games off the discs, you HAVE to install them to the hard-drive in order to play them. I believe PS3 also has you do this (on a number of games but not always it seems), except that PS3 isn’t trying to Nickle and Dime you at every corner. It also seems according to this article there is something related to the Online portion at the beginning of this post. The option is there for Developers to require the Xbox to always be online to play their particular game. Well, it seems PC gamers and console gamers have one thing in common now… DRM.

(At least pirates on PC can bypass DRM easily. Not an option for Consoles.)

Source: http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/21/4352314/xbox-one-hard-drive-game-installs

And last but not least, another annoyance… Xbox One will not be compatible with any and all current headsets. Nope, companies will either have to make new headsets altogether specifically for the Xbox One, and they have to adhere to what Microsoft wants. Look forward to price gouging.

Source: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/22/xbox-one-incompatible-with-current-gaming-headsets

Oh, one more thing… If you have an Xbox 360, don’t get rid of it. Why? Well if you want to keep playing your old 360 games you’ll need it. The Xbox One isn’t backwards compatible. At all. Not only that, but President of Microsoft’s Xbox Division Don Mattrick insults the very notion of backwards compatibility! He calls it: “Backwards thinking.”

Source: http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/21/4350662/new-xbox-has-no-backwards-compatibilty

Source of insult: http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/22/4355984/xbox-one-backward-compatibility-backwards-thinking-don-mattrick

That is all I have to say currently folks, and I hope you took the time to read this far. I’ll conclude with the following… please… PLEASE do not buy this console. Paying for this supports greedy and anti-consumer business practices. Speak with your wallet, and pass up the Xbox One. No matter what games it might have that you want, even if they are exclusive. Do the right thing and make a statement. Refuse to be nickle and dimed like this. Refuse to be seen as a mindless consumer who will buy anything tossed to them.

We won’t know much else until after E3, but as it stands now, the PS4 or a decent gaming PC is the best way to go.

If you are willing to do so, please spread this post around. Liking is not even remotely necessary, but do please share it if you agree with and acknowledge what you’ve read here. The more people know, the fewer of them waste their money.

Thank you, kindly.

~Dylan Jordan

(Originally posted on Facebook by one of my friends. He brings up many valid points. Mind you, I haven’t been a fan of Xbox in a long time and I will most likely get a PS4. But this confirms further for me that I won’t be getting an Xbox one any time in the foreseeable future.)

TL;DR —The XBOX One is going to be a piece of shit and you really shouldn’t even remotely think about getting one.

minus-the-legend: I don’t think a greater truth has ever been...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:43:41 -0400

minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:42:24 -0400

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole